BH3 Mismanagement Committee for 2022/23:
|1||Grand Master||Spank The Turkey|
|3||Haberdashery||Split Me Sideways|
|4||Beer Meisters||The Master Baker & Slips Right In|
|5||Hash Cash||Drag Queen|
|8||Hash Flash||The Referee|
The pack is led (or misled) by the Grand Master (aka GM), in line with the general tradition of minimum organization. The GM is the supreme drunk herder and baby sitter. The responsibility of the GM includes lame administration duties, announcements, and ensuring the rest of the mismanagement team is too drunk to do their assigned duties.
The RA is the arbiter of hash tradition and master of ceremonies at the on-in. When in the circle, the RA is always right, even when wrong. Other than presiding over the circle, the RA is responsible to ensure that deserving thirsts are quenched; they are fully responsible for the weather and the taste of the beer.
Trail itself is marked by different volunteer hares each hash. The Hare Raiser keeps track of upcoming hashes and tricks ‘volunteers’ to lay a trail, based on experience, matching new hares with a more experienced one. Each hasher is expected to set a hash periodically. Pimpin’ aint easy, and the Hare Raiser is the hash pimp.
There are many players in the hash but the Hash Cash likes to think that he is in charge, but the only thing he is in charge of is a box with money. He keeps all the Mismanagement straight when it comes to the box and makes sure all the hashers has the dough to accomplish shit like awards and events. Kiss the hand when you see him.
This is not the position you may think it is! This person is responsible for the collection of the run and membership fees at each run. keeps track of bookkeeping, off-site treasury (along with hash cash), ordering and receiving, filing and lots of boring stuff you don’t want to hear about. In truth, this is probably the most important person in the mismanagement. Buy this hasher a beer at prelube. Second thought, they control the money so maybe they should be buying you one.
Brings great ideas to the table and gets them made into shirts and other odd hash souvenirs (haberdashery) for the hash and sells you the stuff you need but don’t want. The haberdasher is responsible for keeping an inventory of the haberdashery and selling as much as possible at the highest prices to the biggest suckers!
The plumber for interwebs. He keeps the cyber lines of communications connected. This person works closely with the Hare Raiser to get timely updates for the details on the next upcoming trail. If the link to GPS takes you to PornHub, you can usually blame this guy for it.
These guys seem to do nothing in the committee most of the time. The curates stand in for any absent minded committee member that are too busy or lazy and making a complete mess of anything they touch. You wouldn’t want them to manage the beer because they would probably drink it all!
We all know hashers want to see tits! The Hash Flash is there to make sure you see them! The pictures taken may be blurry, they may be of men, but they are tits! you’re welcome!
The Hash Scribe does the write-up of each run and disseminates said Hash Trash. There are several good reasons to become scribe. The most important is that you get to write down anything dumb and stupid that your fellow hashers have done on trail, while avoiding writing about all the dumb and stupid things you have done on trail. If you are new to the job or are filling in, you may consider using Jolly Green’s Guide to Scribing – 69 Rules.