Mismanagement

Mismanagement Committees:

Role BBH (2023-24)BH3 (2022-23)
Grand MasterSpank The TurkeySpank The Turkey
R.AGay PoleDown with Cocoa
HaberdasherySofaking
& Pussy That Shanked Me
Hostess with the Most Ass
Beer MeisterPolish My PoleJust Berkay
Hash CashDirty Auto AnalystDrag Queen
WebmasterBuzzy BagsBang The Lord
Hair RaiserTongue of ProphetChocolate Balls
Hash FlashSlips Right InSlips Right In
CurateTeledaddyThe Master Baker
Hash HistoryThe Master Baker

Grand Masters
The pack is led (or misled) by the Grand Master (aka GM), in line with the general tradition of minimum organization. The GM is the supreme drunk herder and baby sitter. The responsibility of the GM includes lame administration duties, announcements, and ensuring the rest of the mismanagement team is too drunk to do their assigned duties.

Religious Advisor
The RA is the arbiter of hash tradition and master of ceremonies at the on-in. When in the circle, the RA is always right, even when wrong. Other than presiding over the circle, the RA is responsible to ensure that deserving thirsts are quenched; they are fully responsible for the weather and the taste of the beer.

Hare Raiser
Trail itself is marked by different volunteer hares each hash. The Hare Raiser keeps track of upcoming hashes and tricks ‘volunteers’ to lay a trail, based on experience, matching new hares with a more experienced one. Each hasher is expected to set a hash periodically. Pimpin’ aint easy, and the Hare Raiser is the hash pimp.

Hash Cash
There are many players in the hash but the Hash Cash likes to think that he is in charge, but the only thing he is in charge of is money. He keeps all the Mismanagement straight when it comes to the money and makes sure all the hashers has the dough to accomplish shit like awards and events. Kiss the hand when you see him.

Haberdasher
Brings great ideas to the table and gets them made into  shirts and other odd hash souvenirs (haberdashery) for the hash and sells you the stuff you need but don’t want. The haberdasher is responsible for keeping an inventory of the haberdashery and selling as much as possible at the highest prices to the biggest suckers!

Web Meister
The plumber for interwebs.  He keeps the cyber lines of communications connected. This person works closely with the Hare Raiser to get timely updates for the details on the next upcoming trail. If the link to GPS takes you to PornHub,  you can usually blame this guy for it.

Curate
These guys seem to do nothing in the committee most of the time.  The curates stand in for any absent minded committee member that are too busy or lazy and making a complete mess of anything they touch.  You wouldn’t want them to manage the beer because they would probably drink it all!

Hash Flash
We all know hashers want to see tits! The Hash Flash is there to make sure you see them! The pictures taken may be blurry, they may be of men, but they are tits! you’re welcome!