Author: Azazel

BAHRAIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Run # 2667
Date: 13-Jun-2022
Time:1700 – 05:00 pm

Hares:
Buttman & Sir Goodwill cunting
 
Occasion:
Its a Monday 🍻🍻

Location: juffiar
26°13’23.6″N 50°36’28.5″E
https://goo.gl/maps/Q472pJbFYZ6n1o7t8
Vacant lot near Fontana Gardens.
After circle BBQ at Fontana Gardens

There will be a bar stop
Do bring your plastic or cash

There will be a swimming hole for you amphibian types, so bring your speedos, snatch patch and towels.

What to bring:
✔️ Swimwear, towels.
✔️ Flip Flops for the pool
✔️ Shoes for the hash.

Trail distances:
Walkers – 3.69 km (2.0 Miles)
Runners – 5.69 km (3.5 Miles)

Fee:
Run fee – 1 Bd
Members – free
Pool and BBQ – free to hashers

On On!

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Facebook

https://m.facebook.com/groups/Bahrainh3/permalink/1684077805309090/

website

http://www.bahrainhash.com/bahrain-hash-house-harriers-run-2667/

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BAHRAIN HASH HOUSE
             HARRIERS

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Run # 2666
Date: 06-June-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hare: Hits the ground running

Hits the Ground Running will be doing another trail this Monday in Adliya for the Bahrain Hash House

There will be bar stop.
So come on you wankers join in & support the good cause 🍻🍻
Bring virgin’s, bring your new girlfriend the old one , boyfriend , boyfriend’s😉
Or all of them together😂
& Above all bring
Bring the thirst for the golden nectar 🍻🍻
On On
Co hared by MMI 🤫

Location: Adliya

Dropped pin
Iqbal awan tring
https://maps.app.goo.gl/oRHYHWJpAS9fAbGk8

Trail distances:
Runners:  6km (3.7 miles)
Walkers:  4km (2.5 miles)

On-On!

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Website

Facebook

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BAHRAIN HASH HOUSE
            HARRIERS

Run # 2665
Date: 30-May-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hares: Slither
Co-hare: Gay pole
 
Occasion:
🇺🇸 US Memorial Day Hash 🇺🇸

Location:
Old Juffiar
 26°12’18.8″N 50°36’16.8″E
https://goo.gl/maps/hYWeRHdiKWs6pmVY9

Trail distances:
Eagle Chick: 3.1 freedom units (5 km)
Eagle: 4 freedom units (6.5 km)
Super Eagle: 5.3 freedom units (8.5 km)

Come on out and celebrate USA Memorial Day, where we remember our fallen soldiers the most American way we can, by grilling out, and kicking back a few beers.  We’ll have a grill, but bring your own hot dogs, burgers, buns etc if you want to eat!  We’ll have dessert, but the grillstuff will be BYO.  Make sure to wear your red, white and blue!

There will be at least one shot stop and a beer stop! 

On-On!

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Run # 2664
Date: 23-May-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hares: Mazda 3 inches
 
Occasion:
Make Love to an Air Conditioner day

Location:  
26°12’41.6″N 50°35’37.3″E
https://goo.gl/maps/aBKQqD8dxZvssuMZ6

There will be 3 to 4 beer stops

Trail distances:
Runners:  7km ( miles)
Walkers:  5 km ( miles)

On On.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/Bahrainh3/permalink/1669051720145032/

Run # 2663
Date: 16-May-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hares:
The Master Baker & Slips Right In.
 
Occasion:
Get Baked Day & Wild Wild Breeds.

Location:  
https://goo.gl/maps/MoLpH4RAS4m62N7M6

The great Titanic sank with approximately 200 kgs of fresh garlic bread on board. When the great fire blazed through London, there were approximately 8000 loaves in the oven, which never reached the dinner plates.

To mark such catastrophic tragedies the world celebrates ‘bread day’.

And to commemorate this great loss we solemnly ask you to come to this hash to pay respect by filling that bread shaped void in your life with delicious dicks and bubbly liquid bread. 

Part of this trail will be laid in bumwad. And features BBC & HP.
Be there at the chalktalk to find out what that means.
(It’s not British Bahraini Cunts or Harry Potter).

Let’s get your carb body ready for the summer.

Shiggy socks – a must,
Portable chairs, torches advised.

Trail distances:
Runners:  8.10 km (5.0 miles)
Walkers:  4.69 km (2.9 miles)

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Route:

Irrespective of which direction you are cuming from, the last 200 meters to the circle is tricky. 

Google suggests the blue route which is incorrect. Use the Green route, as shown in the following picture.

Summary: Go through the ground and turn right at the wall.

Run # 2662
Date: 09-May-2022
Time: 5:00 pm (17:00)

Hares: Camel humper + referee + live Hare 🐇
(can be our beloved GM or the GM) 😎

Occasion: Eid (BBQ bits will be provided)

Location: seef

Dropped pin
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Pu2sRaypqenni3SKA

Trail distances:
Runners: 7 km
Walkers: 4 km

Up and On On!

There will be a BBQ after circle if you what to BBQ your meat 🍖🥓
So bring anything you would require to put on the grill

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Run # 2661
Date: 02-May-2022
Time: 4.00 pm prelube & photos
4.45 trail begins.

Hares:
The Master Baker & Slips Right In. 🤠

Occasion:
Wild Wild Bread & Weed Mubarak

Location: The Cowboy Village,
Al Qadam frontier.
https://goo.gl/maps/LDEvVCLP1VNwTUqw8

You have done fasting
and repenting for your sins.
Now it’s time to rack up some more.

Whether you are a cowgirl that likes to ride in reverse or a cowboy that likes to ride bareback.

Calling all pioneers;
the good, the bad and the cuddly
to the Wild Wild West of Bahrain. To stretch your legs, get horsed and dine on the infamous
Son-of-a-bitch stew.

If you fancy some pictures taken,
do come at 4 pm for prelube and to peck at worms.

Ranch dressing code:
Any Old West apparel.
Cowboy hat – a must.
Shiggy socks, torches,
portable chairs advised.

Trail distances:
Runners: 7.5 km (4.6 miles)
Walkers: 3.5 km (2.2 miles)

Trail Texture: Bumpy.

Giddy Up and On On!

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Note for those with big horseless-carriage:

Mr. Go-Ogle Maps will try to send through the blue route irrespective of where you are cuming from.
The blue route takes you through the neighbourhood, where you will have to wiggle around in tight places, so unless that’s your thing opt for the red through the open ground. 

Summary:
If you think yours is too big,
go for the wide one.

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Run # 2661
Date: 02-May-2022
Time: *5.00 pm (1700)*

Hare: The Master Baker & Slips Right in

Location: to be updated

The trail details will follow soon

The below location is to buy hats

Calling all the cowboys/girls/folks, goat ropers, ass wranglers,
prairie fairies, cow rearers
and Camel Humper/s.

This Monday 2nd May,
is a Wild Wild West themed hash so,
get yourself a cowboy hat! 🤠

Dasman Center in Gudaibiya has them for dirt cheap.

https://goo.gl/maps/mKLUxjWiexRn3YZ6A

This is the trailer
More details to flow

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BAHRAIN HASH HOUSE
             HARRIERS

CUM SAIL AWAY

RAMADAN REFUGEE HASH

Run # 2660
Date: 25-April-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hare: Drag Queen and Slither

Location: SITRA

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https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ydi549yjka1CbZ5GA

SIGN UP BELOW WITH FIRST AND LAST NAMES TO BE ALLOWED ENTRY TO THE BEER STOP!!!!!  NLT NOON ON MONDAY 25 APRIL FOR SIGNUPS!!!!  Once signed up, you will be welcum to the beer stop, and can return there again after the hash!  The hares have arranged for NO ENTRY FEE!!!  (You will need cash to pay for the beer though)

Trail distances:
Runners:  ~7km (4.4 miles)
Walkers:  ~5km (3.1 miles)

On-On!

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BAHRAIN HASH HOUSE
             HARRIERS

EASTER MONDAY HASH

Run # 2658 (but like, actually)
Date: 18-April-2022
Time: 5.00 pm (1700)

Hare: Slither

PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN FOR A RESURRECTION LASTING LONGER THAN 4 HOURS

Location: Um Al Hassam

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Parking Nadeen
https://maps.app.goo.gl/h9nYdVrAt9f3E9CW7

Get your hot-cross-buns ready for this Monday! The BH3 presents an easter-egg-hunt hash that will have you looking high, low and on-on.  Shots will be your reward!  Unless you find the golden egg.  Who knows what kind of special prize that egg might hold.  As it is still Ramadan, be sure to be respectful; carry any eggs you find in a basket, pockets, etc. until iftar!

Wear your bunny ears, pop some peeps prior, but remember to save room for the on-after!  There will be a potluck for any hashers wishing to share some Easter treats.

Trail distances:
Runners:  5km (3.1 miles)
Walkers:  3km (2.1 miles)

On-On!

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