Grand Masters – Head With My Mom
The pack is led (or misled) by the Grand Master (aka GM), in line with the general tradition of minimum organization. However, this is a facade, as there is indeed much that has to be organized when it comes to reining in weekly chaos and planning special events. A successful GM makes these chores seem transparent to the pack, but it is much work nevertheless. The GM calls periodic meetings and bails the hash out of trouble at times. Think this is too much responsibility?
Religious Advisor – 1 Rung Pussy Driver
The RA is the arbiter of hash tradition and master of ceremonies at the on-in. When in the circle, the RA is always right, even when wrong. Other than presiding over the circle, the RA is responsible to ensure that deserving thirsts are quenched; they are fully responsible for the weather and the taste of the beer.
Hare Raiser – Tentpole
Trail itself is marked by different volunteer hares each hash. The Hare Raiser keeps track of upcoming hashes and gets ‘volunteers’ to hare based on experience, matching new hares with a more experienced one. Each hasher is expected to set a hash periodically. Trails should change geographical locations regularly to avoid overlapping (crossing) previous trails.
Hash Cash – Yousifilis
The individual who tracks hash funds is known as the Hash Cash. The Hash Cash collects the fees from the On Sex and provides reimbursement for the food or refreshments used at the hash when needed. Hash Cash is responsible for protecting the Hash’s asses (On Sex does the same) and general accounting of the funds. The rest of us try to squeeze every single dinar and fills out of him!
Hash Scribe – G String Minor
The Hash Scribe does the write-up of each r*n and disseminates said Hash Trash. There are several good reasons to become scribe. The most important is that you get to write down anything dumb and stupid that your fellow hashers have done on trail, while avoiding writing about all the dumb and stupid things you have done on trail. If you are new to the job or are filling in, you may consider using Jolly Green’s Guide to Scribing – 69 Rules.
On Sex – Drag Queen
This is not the position you may think it is! This person is responsible for the collection of the run and membership fees at each run. keeps track of bookkeeping, off-site treasury (along with hash cash), ordering and receiving, filing and lots of boring stuff you don’t want to hear about. In truth, this is probably the most important person in the mismanagement. Buy this hasher a beer at prelube. Second thought, they control the money so maybe they should be buying you one.
Haberdasher – Virgin Manwich
Brings and sells shirts and other odd hash souvenirs (haberdashery) to the hash. The haberdasher is responsible for keeping an inventory of the haberdashery and selling as much as possible at the highest prices to the biggest suckers!
Beer Bitches – Mother May I & Wong Hole Shot
Beer Bitches sell the us our glorious drink so that we are happy, our cups full, and our pockets empty!They also pour the golden nectar during the circle for down downs! Take this position, and you will be the most loved person in the hash. Who is not completely grateful to the guys who hands them a drink?
Web Meister – Head With My Mom
Vital internet guru who does web stuff. He keeps the cyber lines of communications connected. This person works closely with the Hare Raiser to get timely updates for the details on the next upcoming trail. if the link to GPS take you to youporn, you can usually blame this guy for it.
Curate – Piss N Boots
This guy seems to do nothing in the committee most of the time. The curate stands in for any committee member that isnt around for the hash that day. You wouldn’t want him to be the beer bitch because he would probably drink all the beer!
Rafflemeister – G String Minor
The Raflemeister provides raffles at the hash in order to take your monies! You think you might have a chance to win some beer or wine but its mostly fixed and the committee keeps the prizes to themselves!
Hash Flash – The Referee
We all know hashers want to see tits! The Hash Flash is there to make sure you see them! The pictures taken may be blurry, they may be of men, but they are tits! you’re welcome!